Chortling American Show Goo 8

if they don't put us in separate
rooms maybe we can continue
there too your left went to ground
going home outside the box for
public safety they nailed us

thousands of dollars will be
too late live the dream just
off the strip cuz very bad boy
has his soft mistake along time ago

a dirty cop rotten to the core
reduces irritation six tools in one
shower gel and likes the pipe

Chortling American Show Goo 7

sounds so silly now
babies are suppose to be cute

buy one for only one hundred
wants something from
daddies here with his
head injury shimmer
to bars going to clubs

and get the forth free
blood clout or cancer
had cancer and men
need a variety of scents

just below the surface
more for the little
things in the coldest
place on earth

they call it the pie hole

here are the ropes

a cunt like you

jerk though their tears

ending in the word job

till i’ve paid

for what i’ve done

lubricated

just wants to be your plaything

no strings attached

Chortling American Show Goo 6

and a bag for the stomach contents
i just don't understand lubricant
game on freak flag fly my best
face forward acting all
shady on the high roller floor

stain release we've been
down right by the meaty mcdouble
i want a look i was in one
of his movies after work but
now i must enter the mad house

the deeper you clean this much
ass was three hundred years
ago to enhance his own pleasure

Chortling American Show Goo 5

i have these small hands
tested the numbers i'm about
to save your life bending

and nothing stout street
engine damper up liquid
noise cancellation sure

he wasn't ready for the
photo shoot wrinkle this
is a start of a business
that sells it another luxury

while the shrimp are
endless

who the hell needs strawberries

this is it

all there is

at least all we know of

makin meat my

ass is haunted

lurk harder

oh nice

is that the wind

all we are

is dogs in the wind

Chortling American Show Goo 4

it's only funny when it happens
i got troubles is going
nuts pre-screened single for less

and we made it free our
meeting was not a coincident
anymore than you can stop
the suns from setting a
statistic on the rims

of a dog bite

Chortling American Show Goo 3

the toaster isn't real
court voted her invisible

smooth enamel proven to
be more elegant tox to
technology tape lift
when it seems flat

paper weight clearance
like a burger in a bun
a lot under the hood
purring nitro in the night

sky of over eight million
songs you attacked a
police officer you think

i did this varsity football
i'm going to search the
perimeter bodies keep
piling up

magic for dummies

though i own the

“hard copies”

of them as well

yes we want that

it’s just snow okay

let's talk about magic

when drugged by love

incandescence you pour

Chortling American Show Goo 2

i suppose i could hot wire this thing
flat bread their is no escape
perfect for your boneless
wings failed

your highness you were right
you were right about me
i love my loll pop separated
at the feet almost
empty ignition switch
light reflecting metallic

what’s this all about
everything in a bag
that feeds me a secret
life

Chortling American Show Goo 1

do you really think
you'll find a plot here

we don't serve your kind
i'll be captain
and no questions

extract information watch
your language
boasting dusting
crop boy don't
trust them she lied

but there are alternatives to
fighting don't
get cocky

what an award can do for you

she is completely normal

and they're not grotesquely swollen

a married woman on the “facebook”

of cheaters is looking

to sleep with you

listen to the rhythm

of the gentle bossa nova

a blizzard he was lost

bet you want to see me play here

won’t be beat

they have albinos on tv

now from information is beautiful

to please lick me really really lick me

take a look inside

because that's what some guys do

your breasts called

your baggage here

was the best we could do